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To the tune of 'Que sera sera'
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what should I be?
Should I be Scarborough, should I be York?
Here's what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son,
And go get your father's gun,
And shoot the Scarborough scum,
Shoot the Scarborough scum.
To the tune of 'Hey baby' by DJ Otzi
Hey, hey Dougie (you twat),
I wanna kno-o-o-o-w,
Where the money's gone.
To the tune of 'When the saints go marching in'
Oh when the reds (oh when the reds),
Go marching in (go marching in),
Oh when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go marching in.
Give me a Y (Y!),
O (O!)
R (R!)
K (K!)
C! I! T! Y!,
And what have you got?
York City,
York City FC,
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.
Dougie is a dickhead,
He wears a dickhead's hat,
Swallow is a wanker,
And Batchelor's a twat.
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